18 fried diet Recipes

diet cola (coke), fresh coarse ground black pepper, ground black pepper, chopped onions, lean beef , cut into stir fry strips, extra virgin olive oil, white mushrooms, celery, sliced, stalks fresh asparagus , each stalk cut into 3 sections, low sodium soy sauce (optional)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

boiling water, liquid smoke (optional), braggs liquid aminos (gluten-free if needed for gf diet) or 3 tbsp soy sauce (gluten-free if needed for gf diet), maple syrup, blackstrap molasses, textured vegetable protein (gluten-free if needed for diet), nutritional yeast, garlic powder, crushed sage, ground fennel, black pepper, cayenne, oil (for frying )

couscous, boiling water, sesame seeds, rump steak, sliced thinly, red onion, cut into wedges, garlic clove, crushed, baby bok choy, quartered, red chili, sliced thinly, beef stock, oyster sauce, light soy sauce, snow peas, sliced thinly

broccoli florets, with short stems (about 1/2 lb crowns), carrots , cut into thin diagonal slices (2 cup), soba noodles, olive oil, fresh ginger, minced, garlic cloves, minced, boneless skinless chicken breast halves, sliced crosswise (6 oz each), reduced sodium soy sauce, toasted sesame oil, scallions, thinly sliced (about 1/2 cup), chicken broth, reduced-sodium , fat-free, cashews, unsalted raw (3 oz)

flax seed meal, eggs, cinnamon (or more to taste), yacon syrup, sparkling water, baking soda, apple cider vinegar, almond milk, coconut oil (for frying ) or butter (for frying)

baby red potatoes, butter (or less if dieting), ancho chile powder, paprika (hot or sweet) i prefer sweet, garlic salt, franks hot sauce

boneless center-cut pork loin chops (boiled, baked or fried in olive oil), tofu (soybean curd), grain brown rice (3 oz cooked in 6 oz water), extra virgin olive oil, molasses, fresh carrots (boiled and then cut up), spinach (cooked ), green bell peppers (chopped and steamed ), broccoli spears (boiled and then cut up), ground ginger, dry, minced fresh garlic cloves, dry mustard, bone meal

frozen mixed stir fry vegetables, ready-to-use grilled chicken breast strips, fat-free italian salad dressing, shredded parmesan cheese, flour tortillas, room temperature

olive oil, stir fry vegetables, frozen, apricot jam, red wine vinegar, shrimp, cooked, peeled, and deveined, unsalted dry roasted peanuts, chopped

boneless skinless chicken breasts, halved, extra virgin olive oil, black pepper, ground, thyme, dried, salt, garlic clove, crushed and minced, fresh parsley, chopped, almonds, finely chopped, parmesan cheese, freshly grated, whole wheat bread

flank steak , trimmed of all visible fat, cornstarch, powdered ginger, frozen apple juice concentrate, soy sauce or 2 tbsp tamari, dry sherry or 1/4 cup wine vinegar, stock, without fat, green peppers , cut into thin strips, carrot , thinly sliced on the diagonal

grain white rice, sesame seeds, raw king prawns, shelled and deveined, brown onion, cut into wedges, bok choy, sliced thinly, carrot , cut into matchsticks, lemon juice, honey, ginger, grated, green onions, sliced thinly

shrimp, peeled and deveined, scallions, white and green parts thinly sliced but kept separate, garlic cloves, minced, vegetable oil, bok choy , sliced crosswise, low sodium soy sauce, chili-garlic sauce

soba noodles, boneless skinless chicken breasts , cut crosswise into 1/2 in slices, scallions, whites and green parts thinly sliced , kept separate, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, grated fresh ginger, red pepper flakes, salt, low sodium soy sauce, sesame oil, vegetable oil, napa cabbage, thinly sliced, button mushrooms, trimmed and quarted, water, fresh lemon juice