289 drunken angry Recipes

watermelon, whole, lemon-flavored vodka (or flavor of your choice), cooler and ice, whole lemons, sliced paper -thin, cilantro leaf (optional)

whole chicken (jointed, about 2 to 3 kilos in wieght), cognac (1/3 glass), dry white wine (1 1/2 glasses), smoked paprika, creme fraiche, grated cheddar cheese (or any other hard cheese such as ( emmental, comte, cantal or tomme de savioe), dijon mustard, breadcrumbs, vegetables or 2 tbsp peanut oil, caster sugar, flour, salt & pepper

cream cheese, softened, brandy, lemon juice or 1 tsp lime juice, hot sauce , to taste, salt, sour cream, mayonnaise, albacore tuna in water, drained & flaked, whole green onions, minced, capers, drained

pork loin, white wine (or 1/2 cup wine and 1/2 cup apple juice), minced garlic cloves (i use the minced in the jar to save time), basil, thyme, marjoram, oregano, bay leaves, red potatoes, quartered, baby carrots, green pepper, halved, seeded and cut into 1/2 inch strips, stalks celery, sliced thin, turnip, cut in small chunks, onions, sliced

sliced chicken or 1 1/2 lbs beef or 1 1/2 lbs peeled raw shrimp, wide rice noodles, green onion, chopped with white and green parts separated, white onion, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, minced, minced ginger, green bell pepper, quartered and cut into 1/4-inch slices, thai basil (about 30 leaves ), sweet basil (about 15 leaves ), roma tomatoes, quartered and chopped into 1/2-inch chunks, handful fresh bean sprout, eggs, sesame oil, vegetable oil, chili-garlic sauce (thai chili paste) or 2 tbsp crushed red chili, oyster sauce, fish sauce, vinegar, brown sugar, sugar, mirin, lime , juice of

dried pinto bean , picked through and soaked overnight, water, olive oil, onions, finely chopped, roma tomatoes, cored, seeded, and finely chopped, serrano chilies, stemmed, seeded, and finely chopped (use to taste-or sub jalapenos, anaheims, or 1 to 2 4-oz. cans green chiles), stalks celery, finely chopped, carrot, finely chopped (optional), cilantro, leaves only, finely chopped, coarse salt (i use red salt), dark beer (you may use nonalcoholic beer if desired)

ketchup, brown sugar , firmly packed, bourbon, water, all beef wieners, cubed, onion, chopped

raw shrimp, peeled, dry sherry, cornstarch, divided, sugar, divided, light soy sauce, water, white vinegar, vegetable oil, green onion, chopped, gingerroot, minced, garlic clove, minced

yeast, flour, milk, salt, eggs, vegetable oil, baking soda, sugar, maple syrup, rum, butter

fresh halibut steaks (about 1-1/4 lb) or 4 frozen halibut steaks (about 1-1/4 lb) or 4 fresh salmon steaks (about 1-1/4 lb) or 4 frozen salmon steaks, 1 inch thick (about 1-1/4 lb), dried ancho peppers (she used a combination of the two) or 3 mulato bell peppers (she used a combination of the two) or 2 -3 tbsp chili powder (she used a combination of the two), tequila (she used ) or 1/4 cup dry red wine (she used ), chopped onion (1 medium), garlic cloves, minced, olive oil or 1 tbsp cooking oil, chopped fresh tomatoes (2 large) or 1 (14 1/2 oz) can diced tomatoes, undrained, dried oregano, crushed, salt, ground cumin, lime slice (optional), fresh oregano sprig (optional), hot cooked rice (optional)

orange juice, milk, water, sugar, vanilla, ice cubes, galliano or 1/4-1/2 cup vodka or 1/4-1/2 cup whiskey

roasting hen, beer, tequila, lime, serrano peppers, fresh oregano, garlic cloves, slightly smashed, cumin powder, chili powder, salt

tomatoes, red bell peppers, vegetable oil, heavy whipping cream, garlic , shopped, butter, shrimp, peeled, leek, sliced, shiitake mushrooms , julienned, abita amber beer, angel hair pasta , cooked al dente, kosher salt , to taste, romano cheese, freshly grated, fresh parsley, chopped

karo light corn syrup or 1 cup dark corn syrup, eggs, slightly beaten, sugar, margarine or 2 tbsp butter, melted, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, unbaked 9-inch deep dish pie pastry or 1 frozen 9-inch deep dish pie shell, jack daniels whiskey

frying chickens, cut into 8 pieces, dried mexican oregano or 1 tsp salvadoran oregano, extra virgin olive oil, onion, sliced thickly, garlic, bay leaves, dry white wine, tequila, spanish olives, drained

low sodium chicken broth, bourbon, teriyaki sauce, teriyaki sauce, low sodium soy sauce, brown sugar, shallots, sliced, fresh rosemary, leaves removed & chopped, pork tenderloin , cut into 1/2 inch slices, oil

beer (or 12 oz cans), cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp, in shell large, garlic, pressed (or garlic powder, to taste), creole seasoning (use cajun foreplay if possible ), dinosaur bbq seafood cocktail sauce (for serving)