42194 decadently port christmas cake Recipes

flour, granulated sugar, cocoa, baking powder, salt, milk, vegetable oil, vanilla, brown sugar, cocoa, boiling water, directions for chocolate pudding cake, heat oven to 350o., in a mixing bowl, stir together flour, sugar, 3 tbsp cocoa, baking powder and salt., a fork , mix in milk, oil and vanilla., spread the batter evenly in a lightly buttered 9-inch square baking pan ., combine brown sugar and 1/4 cup cocoa; sprinkle over the batter. slowly pour boiling hot water over the batter and brown sugar-cocoa mixture., bake chocolate pudding cake for 40 minutes. let chocolate pudding cake stand for 5 minutes., spoon into dessert dishes or cut into squares., top chocolate pudding cake with ice cream or whipped cream.

cake flour, baking soda, salt, unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, eggs, ripe bananas, mashed (about 2 cups), buttermilk, coconut-cream cheese frosting

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cake mix (chocolate, cherry, spice, banana, lemon of your choice), eggs, shortening, water, chopped nuts or 1/2 cup coconut or 1/2 cup dried cranberries or 1/2 cup raisins

candied cranberries : ............, fresh cranberries, washed, granulated white sugar, water, chocolate genoise, hot melted unsalted butter or clarified butter, pure vanilla extract, cake flour, unsweetened dutch-processed cocoa powder, eggs, granulated white sugar, heavy whipping cream or creme fraiche, divided, kirsch (cherry brandy), semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, coarsely chopped, water, pure vanilla extract, granulated white sugar

cake flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, dark cocoa powder , compacted, butter or margarine, oil, eggs, vanilla, milk, decoration, cream, whole red or green candied cherres, whole green candied cherries, extra, rainbow sprinkles, silver dragees (balls), icing sugar

port wine, powdered fruit pectin, white sugar, butter, half pint canning jars with lids and rings

port wine, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, extra virgin olive oil, pecans or 1/2 cup walnuts, sugar, canola oil, salt, cinnamon (or more ), cayenne pepper, spinach or 12 cups baby greens , this dressing sticks better to soft lettuces, apples, cut into thin wedges (i like to use pink ladies) or 2 pears, cut into wedges, blue cheese, cut into pieces (or more ), red onions , cut into eighths and sliced (optional) or 1 -2 shallot, minced (optional)

port wine, butter, melted, cheddar cheese, grated, sour cream, salt, cayenne

port wine (3/4 to 1 full bottle of port), red wine (about 1/4 to 1/2 bottle, i used merlot), cranberry juice cocktail, sugar (more or less to taste), water, cinnamon sticks

cake flour , plus, cake flour, baking soda, salt, unsalted butter, softened, sugar, light brown sugar, eggs, ripe bananas, mashed (about 2 cups), buttermilk, cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, powdered sugar , sifted, milk, vanilla extract, sweetened flaked coconut

cake flour, baking soda, salt, unsalted butter, at room temperature, sugar, semisweet chocolate or 3 1/2 oz dark bittersweet chocolate, melted and cooled, vanilla extract, eggs, cold water, chambourd raspberry liqueur, for drizzling, powdered sugar, water, dark chocolate, melted and cooled, vanilla extract, unsalted butter, at room temperature, dark semi-sweet chocolate, finely chopped, dark chocolate, shaved ,for decoration

white chocolate (chips or a bar shaved into small pieces), water, eggs, separated, cream of tartar, butter, softened, sugar, vanilla, cake flour, baking powder, baking soda, buttermilk, cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, vanilla, powdered sugar

cake flour, baking powder, salt, butter, softened, sugar, divided, grated lemon rind, fresh lemon juice, vanilla extract, milk, egg whites

cake , stale works best, scoop ice cream, berries, syrup or other topping

white cake mix, cool whip (thawed ), egg, red or green food colouring, peppermint extract, powdered sugar

yellow cake mix (regular size), cold milk, instant vanilla pudding mix, macaroons, crushed, currant jelly, heavy whipping cream, sugar, vanilla extract

port wine cheese, widespread ) port wine cheese or sharp, chopped garlic, beer, cream cheese