174895 cup steamed christmas pudding with butterscotch sauce Recipes

eggs, separated, caster sugar (fine sugar), left-over christmas plum pudding (more if you prefer ), rum (brandy or orange liquer), double cream

chocolate pudding (not instant ), white cake mix, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, nuts of your choice

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butterscotch chips, cream cheese, softened, milk or 2 tbsp half-and-half cream, flour, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, cold butter (no substitutions), eggs, slightly beaten, buttermilk, vanilla, flour, white sugar or 1/2 cup brown sugar, butter (no substitutions), chopped pecans

steamed carrots, steamed zucchini, steamed squash, potatoes, steamed broccoli, steamed spinach, steamed tomatos, cilantro, sliced steamed mushrooms, parmesan cheese

sugar, vegetable oil, eggs, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, baking soda, salt, ground nutmeg, diced granny smith apple (about 3/4 lb), chopped walnuts or pecans, toasted, golden raisins, dark rum or apple juice, fat-free butterscotch topping (such as smucker s)

butter, melted (optional) or 1 tbsp i can tsp believe it s not butter! spray (optional), sourdough bread or 2 slices whole wheat, egg, low-fat milk or 1/2 cup nonfat milk, rum extract or 1/2 tsp vanilla extract, orange zest, semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional), splenda brown sugar blend (optional) or 1 tsp splenda granular (optional), cinnamon, ground nutmeg, splenda brown sugar blend, salt, cream of tartar, cornstarch, fat-free evaporated milk, butter, vanilla, cool whip lite, to top (optional)

butterscotch pudding mix (4 serving box, cooked, not instant ), yellow cake mix (oz may vary with brand, use 1 average cake mix), butterscotch chips, chopped nuts (walnuts, pecans, etc)

butterscotch pudding mix, cook-and-serve type, milk, yellow cake mix, butterscotch chips, pecans or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped

butter, room temperature, currants, raisins, sultana, almonds, finely grounded, flour, brandy, allspice, nutmeg, brown sugar, eggs, lemon , juice and rind of, molasses, orange , rind of, only, grated, browning sauce (i use kitchen bouquet) (optional)

butterscotch pudding mix, sugar, brown sugar, milk, butter or 2 tbsp margarine

butterscotch pudding mix, sugar, instant coffee granules, evaporated milk, orange juice, graham cracker pie crust

butterscotch chips, shredded coconut, dried cherries or 1/4 cup dried cranberries, coarsely chopped, rold gold pretzel sticks

butter, bread, eggs, caster sugar, milk, vanilla essence, chocolate chips, cinnamon sugar, ground nutmeg, butter, brown sugar, thickened cream

marshmallows, super-premium vanilla ice cream, dark hot fudge sauce, butterscotch sauce

salted roasted peanuts, chopped coarse, southern comfort, butterscotch sauce, super-premium chocolate ice cream

evaporated milk, nestle toll house butterscotch flavored morsels

butterscotch chips, milk, egg, granola cereal, sunflower seeds, cinnamon, butterscotch chips, cream cheese, softened, icing sugar