70559 christmas fruit bread julekage Recipes

base, butter, at room temperature, sugar, egg yolk, vanilla, plain flour, mixed dried fruit, chopped glace cherries, plain flour, egg, brown sugar, brandy, vanilla, sugar, water, butter

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

water, oil , 56g (half vegetable and half butter), bread flour, 360g (up to half can be wholewheat flour), japanese green tea powder (matcha), salt, sugar, yeast, dried cranberries, chopped, tomatoes, halved

unsalted butter, softened , plus additional for buttering pans, dried cranberries or 3/4 cup dried sour cherries, chopped mixed candied fruit , fine-quality candied fruit such as pears, citron, and candied orange peel (1/4 lb), port wine, walnuts (4 1/4 oz), all-purpose flour, salt, baking soda, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, sugar, eggs, active dry yeast (from two 1/4-oz packages), warm water (105 115 f, 40-45 cup), molasses (not blackstrap), honey

brandy, dried fruit bits, reduced-fat milk, butter, vanilla, freshly grated nutmeg, sugar, eggs, egg yolks, country white bread, crusts removed and cut into 1-inch pieces, powdered sugar

unsalted butter, soft, sugar, eggs, lemon , zest of, finely grated, rye flour, see note, baking powder, currants, dried, raisins, mixed dried fruit, diced (plums, apricots, dates, figs)

margarine, fruit , blended (such as strawberries or any mixture of ), rice flour, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, baking powder, xanthan gum, nuts (or roasted edamame, sunflower seeds, etc)

bread, crusts removed - divided, canadian bacon, sharp cheddar cheese, eggs, salt, ground black pepper, dry mustard, minced onion, diced green bell pepper, diced red bell pepper, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, whole milk, butter, melted, crushed corn flakes cereal

shortening, light brown sugar, eggs, flour, soda, salt, buttermilk, chopped dates, chopped candied cherries, candied pineapple, cut into small pieces, white raisins (i have trouble finding , usually use golden, but can use dark), retain small amount of flour to coat fruit and nuts, before adding

eggs, milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cut up, water (70o to 80of), salt, bread flour, sugar, freshly grated lemon , rind of, bread machine yeast, almond paste, bread flour, egg, divided use, almonds

water (70-80 deg), water (70-80 deg), egg, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, softended, brown sugar, salt, ground nutmeg, allspice, bread flour, bread flour, active dry yeast, dried fruit (dried cherries, cranberries and/or raisins), chopped pecans

dry bread cubes, celery, sliced into 1/2in pieces, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, sherry wine or 1/2 cup chicken broth, whole mixed dried fruit (cut fruit into bite size pieces), onions, chopped, salt, black pepper, ground ginger

nonfat milk, whole wheat bread, sliced and cubed, apricot conserve , fruit conserve (your choice fruit), egg white, beaten, vanilla, cornstarch

fruit cocktail (do not drain), vegetable oil, fruit juice concentrate, salt, coconut flakes, whole wheat flour, bread flour, yeast

italian bread (sliced ), genoa salami, pepperoni, prosciutto di parma or 1/3 lb pancetta (combined) or 1/3 lb cubed ham (combined), parmesan cheese, romano cheese, asiago cheese (combined), butter (softened ), eggs, milk, dry mustard, salt (adjust by half if prosciutto or pancetta are used)

fresh or frozen cranberries, sugar, fresh orange juice, grated orange rind, frozen bread dough, thawed, butter, melted, chopped walnuts (optional), cream cheese-flavored ready-made frosting

lemon poppy seed quick bread mix, water, oil, egg, dried tropical fruit bits, orange zest, powdered sugar, orange juice

stale bread (sweet ) or 10 -12 cups brioche bread (sweet) or 10 -12 cups roll, torn into bite-sized pieces (sweet), whole milk (or a blend of milk and cream, if you re feeling extra decadent), eggs, granulated sugar, vanilla extract, cinnamon, salt, toasted nuts (other fresh fruit) or chopped apple (other fresh fruit), lemon zest or 1/4 cup orange zest or 1/4 cup rum or 1/4 cup grand marnier, granulated sugar , or, brown sugar