273 better olives Recipes

olive oil, garlic, finely minced, red pepper flakes, linguica sausage or 2 lbs chorizo sausage, sliced into 3 to 4 inch lengths (portuguese sausage), onion, sliced into wedges, diced tomatoes, dry white wine, water, clams in shell (smaller the better), lemon wedge (optional), chopped fresh parsley (optional), cilantro (optional)

olive oil, italian sausage (if not using bulk, remove casing), garlic clove, pressed (the more the better ), tomato paste, whole tomatoes (pureed in blender or food processor), tomato sauce, whole onion, green bell pepper, seeded but not chopped, grated parmesan cheese or 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese, sugar, dried oregano, dried basil, fennel seed, chopped fresh parsley, fresh mushrooms, sliced, salt, pepper, cooked spaghetti, grated parmesan cheese (to garnish )

olive oil, onions, cut into 1/2 inch dice, dried rosemary, crushed, portabella mushrooms , gills removed,1/2 inch slices, white mushroom, use large,1/2 inch slices, tomato sauce, garlic, finely minced, sherry wine or 2 tsp vinegar, water, butter or 1 tbsp margarine ( s better), hot pepper flakes, salt and pepper

olive oil, green onions, sliced, garlic cloves, minced, bell peppers , deseeded and diced (the colorful the better), champignon mushrooms, sliced, chinese rice wine, soy sauce, sesame oil

frozen french fries, olive oil, oregano (to taste), salt (to taste), pepper (to taste) or paprika (to taste), yogurt (i use strained greek when i can or just strain my own in cheese cloth overnight), lemons , juice of or 2 tbsp bottled lemon juice, seedless cucumber, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, fresh mint (can use dry but fresh is always better) or 2 tbsp fresh dill (can use dry but fresh is always better), salt

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

asparagus , tough ends trimmed, lemon, thinly sliced, extra virgin olive oil, chopped fresh oregano (fresh is better if you have it) or 1 tsp dried oregano (fresh is better if you have it), salt, fresh ground pepper

whole chickens (can use smaller but the cooking time is different then), lemon pepper, fresh sage leaves, finely chopped (must be be fresh, don tsp substitute!), garlic cloves, pressed, unsalted butter, softened, chicken fat ( is better, but use olive oil if you don tsp have it, but not extra virgin) or 2 tbsp olive oil ( is better, but use olive oil if you don tsp have it, but not extra virgin), salt and black pepper, parsley, onions, quartered, carrots, peeled and cut into 1-inch pieces, lemon, quartered

alfredo sauce (i use better than olive garden ) or 6 -7 tbsp your favorite, pizza dough , could use ready made of the stuff in a tube (i use restaurant style recipe by weight), chicken (2 cooked shredded breast s work great), mozzarella cheese, deli ham (sliced or torn), parmesan cheese, mushrooms, sliced

olive oil, cooked white rice, chicken soup base (such as better than bouillon), cooked corned beef, thinly sliced, egg, beaten, fresh spearmint leaves , cut into thin strips

olive oil, sweet italian sausage, casing removed, onion, diced, garlic clove, crushed, red bell pepper, medium diced, green bell pepper, medium diced, dry red wine, chicken broth, diced tomatoes in tomato puree (if you can find the italian-style diced tomatoes, even better), cannellini beans, drained and rinsed (a can of great northern beans will do, if you can tsp find cannellini), dried oregano, dried marjoram, salt, crushed red pepper flakes (or to taste)

olive oil, cooked brown rice, peanuts, chopped, bottled peanut sauce (ds says she uses a mild 1 but for the daring they have spicy ones), boneless skinless chicken breasts, broiled and cubed , the smaller the better, mangoes, peeled and diced, papayas, peeled and diced, red bell pepper , sliced into julienne strips, head iceberg lettuce or 1 head leaf lettuce, washed and leaves seperated

olive oil, red onion, sliced, full-flavored mushrooms, stemmed and sliced, canned chipotle chiles in adobo, seeded and thinly sliced, salt, corn tortillas , the fresher the better, mozzarella cheese, shredded, chopped fresh thyme, black pepper

olive oil (or as needed to cover the bottom of the saucepan), onion, finely chopped, red bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped (do not substitute green or yellow pepper), chopped sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil (can use more ), chopped fresh garlic (the more garlic the better!), crushed red pepper flakes (or adjust to suit heat level), dried basil (rubbed between fingers to release flavors), tomato paste, crushed tomatoes (or use two 14-ounce cans), tomatoes (do not drain), salt (or to taste), fresh ground black pepper (to taste), heavy whipping cream (or more to desired creaminess)

olive oil , preferably extra-virgin, red onion, sliced, full-flavored mushrooms such as shiitakes , oysters or practically any wild variety, stemmed (discard woody stems or chop them finely) and sliced (you ll have about 2 generous cups), canned chipotle chiles , removed from the canning sauce, seeded and thinly sliced, salt, corn tortillas , the fresher the better (store-bought are okay, though homemade will really shine here), mozzarella , preferably whole milk (but not fresh which will not melt) or mexican quesillo cheese, shredded, a generous 1/2 tsp chopped fresh thyme or 1 generous tsp chopped fresh epazote leaves, a little fresh ground black pepper

italian sausage, lean ground beef, olive oil, mushrooms , sliced as thinly as possible, garlic (depends on how ky you like it, i love so i use a lot), red wine (good wine or cooking wine, the better the wine, the better the sauce), italian spices (or if you have fresh italian herbs on hand,use them to your taste, but it does turn out much better), tomato sauce, peeled crushed tomatoes (you can also use fresh tomatoes, but this makes the sauce really watery), tomato paste, parmesan cheese, romano cheese (not totally necessary, but the parmesan is really good), sugar (helps cut the acidity), salt (i ve never really measured on a lot of the stuff, but it sounds about right.)

extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, kosher salt, high-quality whole milk, cultured buttermilk (preferably not low-fat ), kosher salt, heavy cream , optional, thick slices white bread (or even better, buy a loaf of fresh, unsliced bread and slice it at home as thick as you like), kosher or sea salt, tomatoes, fresh basil leaves , or large leaves cut in chiffonade, freshly ground black pepper

low-fat tortilla chips or 10 -12 non-fat tortilla chips, frozen veggie crumbles (or frozen cooked lean ground beef, if you aren tsp vegetarian), black beans (fat free if you want) or 1/2 cup refried (fat free if you want) or 1/2 cup refried beans (fat free if you want), light cream cheese (neufchatel tastes better!) or 2 tbsp neufchatel cheese (neufchatel tastes better!), roma tomato , juice and seeds removed, diced, hot sauce (to taste), red onions (optional) or 1/2 white onion, diced (optional), jalapeno, diced (optional), green peppers (optional) or 1/2-1 red pepper, chopped (optional), black olives (optional) or 1/2-1 cup green olives, sliced (optional), romaine lettuce, shredded , to taste (optional), sour cream , to taste (optional), salsa , to taste (optional), cumin , to taste (optional), kosher salt , to taste (optional)