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Clean Shower
 
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Prep Time: 0 Minutes
Cook Time: 5 Minutes
Ready In: 5 Minutes
Servings: 1
I suppose I shouldn't be doing this, opening a can of other-than-cooking-worms, but words can't describe my shock that something actually DOES remove soap scum from the shower.
Ingredients:
commercial spray bottles of anything don't work
bottles, cans, bars of any type of cleaning agent don't work
wd40 removes about half the soap scum, but leaves a smelly, oily mess
steel wool takes soap scum off the shower wall and glass, but also removes the finish
dynamite doesn't remove soap scum, it simple spreads the shower throughout the house
mr. clean magic eraser does remove soap scum. i'm so shocked i don't know what to say
Directions:
1. Since running water was discovered, man has soiled his cleaning station with no way to clean it. Wizards, alchemists, housewives, and modern chemists have all failed to find a way to remove soap scum from anything ... a tub, a tile shower, a glass shower, a plastic shower, or a garden hose. Soap scum sticks to everything and does NOT come off. I don't mean this to be a product endorsement, but there IS something on the market that works. Really works. Doesn't just say it works (like all the others) ... it actually removes soap scum from the tub or shower. It's a little white sponge called Mr. Clean magic eraser. Wet it and rub it across the soap scum. You can feel the resistance and see a difference in the wake of your swipe. After one or two swipes you'll feel the resistance disappear, and the surface look different. When you are all done and the shower is dry you will see something you have never seen in your entire life. The soap scum will be gone. No bologna. Really gone, not there anymore. I know it's hard to believe, I'm still having trouble believing it.
By RecipeOfHealth.com